I do not get men. I am told their brains are more logical than women, more practical. So I just don't understand any of what follows. These all came to Agent Blue within the last couple days. Weep for the men of the world, my friends. Weep for their complete stupidity.
[I would like to point out that I got almost the exact same message from the same guy a little over a month ago (May 14th). No originality. At all.]
[Dammit Agent Blue, why couldn't you just have said thank you to a compliment? And you wonder why guys are dicks....wait! I guess this guy has the answer to all my blog posts. It's OUR fault these people keep messaging us ridiculous content. Instead of just taking the not-so-subtle hint, they just keep going and going and going. We should be stopping them. That's like saying a woman wants to be sexually assaulted because she wore a skimpy outfit. She's asking for it. God. What an F'ing ridiculous comment.
So then....if all guys are dicks, and he is a guy...doesn't it follow that he is a dick? There is that zany logic again. And it's right - he is a dick. sounds logical to me. Of course, his message really sealed the deal all by itself.]
But lets get back to the other...well...dicks, I guess.
[Ummm.....nope. I got nothing]
[No. Seriously, No. There is no circumstance on this planet, or in the entire universe, for that matter, that would make this message okay in any way, shape, or form. Just No.]
[Well, it started out as not bad. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't good, but I've definitely seen worse. That second half of the message....well, he went from sorta stalkerish to just downright disgusting. So, let's review. After you message someone telling them they have magical eyes and are the prettiest girl in the world and they don't answer you...that would be the time to stop and cut bait. Not to continue by further telling them, "missing you." You are already blurring the lines between weird and creepy. But on the off chance that you STILL don't get it, after sending them a message that says, "watching your pic" (which does cross that line and moves you way over into creep territory) .... if that doesn't elicit a response from them, YOU DO NOT SEND ANOTHER MESSAGE - ESPECIALLY TELLING THEM YOU MASTURBATED TO THEIR PICTURE.
So simple. And yet, apparently so hard.
Poor Agent Blue. Actually, poor everyone who had to read that message and think for even a second that some guy jacked off to the picture of a nice, sweet girl like Agent Blue. That's just wrong.
I am beginning to think men don't have much sense at all, let alone any logic.
-PJ
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