I have to admit that sometimes I get some decent messages. Perhaps a little unoriginal or cheesy, but overall they are nice. They make me believe there are some decent males in the world. Somewhere.
"Hi. I know I've messaged you before, but you are so so so so pretty. Hope to hear form you someday."
"Hey how are you doing? I just wanted to tell you that I think you look really beautiful and I would love to get the chance to talk to you. If you don't mind."
I also get the weird ones:
[Wait....this message sounds familiar. Oh yeah, that's because he has sent me this message before - check out the June 1st blog entry. Same initial message. Same picture on his profile. Under a different screen name. Awesome.]
[Wait...what?]
And then....well, there is no other way to describe the following....except creepy. Or disgusting. Oh hell,, we'll go with creepy AND disgusting..
And with that....I share. Read and be amazed (and disgusted). These people are out among you...
[No, I don't. Please tell me. I, a complete stranger, am dying to hear you talk about your penis.]
[That's disgusting. Seriously. Ew. I don't want to know this. I don't want to think about it. Blech.]
I have to go take a shower now. And possibly puke.
-PJ
P.S. Agent Blue sent me three or four messages from yesterday and they deserve their own blog...so stay tuned.
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