Skout is never disappointing. Well, let me re-phrase. Skout never disappoints to give me material for the mocking block. It does, however, make me disappointed in men. But I suppose Skout isn't to blame for that. Men are.
The ones that don't suck, but aren't awesome:
"Sweet Jesus. How are you? Great smile by the way. Had to Hi!!"
"Just just gorgeous. and that the truth. [name]."
"Just just gorgeous. and that the truth. [name]."
"Hi there cutie :) How are you?"
"Ohh sexxy (lips emoticon x 2)"
"Hello star"
"Beautipretty"
"holy shit ur gorgeous"
"Heyyyy!!!! How's your world??"
"hey baby! you are so sexy (kissing emoticon)
"Wow you look like Audrey Hepburn in that black and white. Gorgeous dear.
"Wow you look like Audrey Hepburn in that black and white. Gorgeous dear.
Here are when things get a little weirder:
[Umm....no.]
[I thought this was original and funny, until I remembered I've heard it before. And then it became less cute and definitely unoriginal.]
[Thank you for your Geographical history. Which I don't care about. At all.]
[Again, I don't care. I should also note I've had this same message "I'm from ______" from several different countries. Most recently Australia]
[What requirements? What requirements?!? I don't have any requirements listed. I checked, just to be sure. Also, he gave a complete stranger his name and number. What if I was a stalker? Or a serial killer?]
[Wait. What?]
[That's a new kind of compliment. Can't say I've ever been complimented on my skin tone before].
[Aside from the incredibly bad English...no, I will not do you a favor and give you, a complete stranger, my number.]I have many more to share, but I'll break them up over a few entries. I think my next blog will be entitled "Long-winded openers." lol. Guess why.
-PJ